Why so Bad? 31 of 40

So, my birthday is coming up and with it came time to renew my driver's licence. To that end I went down to the BMV this morning and got it renewed. I have to say that I have had some bad photo id pics before, but I am pretty sure that my new one takes the cake. There are three things that contributed to such an awful picture, 1) I was not allowed to wear my glasses, 2) I was not allowed to smile, and 3) the blue dot that I was supposed to look at during the picture was about 2 feet closer to the ground than my eyes. All of that contributed to a picture that makes me look like a chubby, pissed off, drug dealer, on the negative side anyone who ever sees it would never guess I was a pastor, on the bright side anyone who ever sees it will never mess with me ever again for fear I will sick my fellow drug dealers after them.

Which reminds me of this time I was at work at Family Video and a customer in his early twenties asked me to help find him a game. I went back in the game room with him and he gave me this weird look and said, "I know you man, don't I?"

I replied, "Only from here."

"No, man, I now I know you, I used to be weed from you man."

"Um, no, sorry, you have the wrong guy."

"Didn't you go to Highland man?"

"No, went to High School in West Virginia."

"Whatever man, play it cool if you want, but I know I used to buy weed from you."

It wouldn't have surprised me to learn that he had been using said weed right before he came into my store looking for that game, which he should have been able to find had his brain not been addled from, what I assume was, massive drug use.

I tell you that story just so you know that not only do I take a photo id pic that makes me look like a drug dealer, according to this guy I resemble a particular drug dealer as well.

You know, there was this one time when I had a picture taken for a photo id and I actually thought I looked good, its too bad that I can't just use that one picture forever, sure it was for my college id about 15 years ago or so, but still I looked good, and I in no way resembled a chubby, pissed off, drug dealer.

I hope that your photo id looks a heck of a lot better than mine.

Peace and Love,
Pastor K